I'd Rather Be Abducted Comfort Colors® T-Shirt | UFO Dog Lover Graphic Tee

Some people dream about beach vacations. Others are just hoping the aliens have room for one more… and the dog.

This vintage-inspired Comfort Colors® tee is made for readers of sci-fi, lovers of weird roadside attractions, coffee shop regulars, and anyone whose best conversations happen with their dog.

Printed with a distressed retro UFO design, this shirt has that perfectly worn-in look from day one and pairs effortlessly with jeans, boots, or your favorite sneakers.

Whether you're browsing a used bookstore, planning your next road trip, or just trying to avoid small talk, this one gets the message across.

Perfect for

• UFO enthusiasts
• Dog lovers
• Sci-fi readers
• Introverts
• Roswell road trips
• Alien believers (or hopeful volunteers)

Features

• Comfort Colors® heavyweight garment-dyed tee
• Soft, relaxed unisex fit
• Vintage distressed UFO graphic
• Professionally printed in the USA
• Designed for dog lovers with an extraterrestrial sense of humor

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean