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From
Aliyah, CRESTONE, COLORADO
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1. What’s your pet’s breed or best guess as to mix?
GREAT DANE
2. What’s your pet’s full name? What about nicknames?
BASHA
3. What’s your pet’s motto or philosophy on life?
WE ARE HERE FOR ASCENSION...AND JOY.
4. What's your pet’s favorite toy? Favorite game?
STUFFED RABBIT.
5. If your pet could eat anything it wanted, what do you think it would be?
WALKING WITH AN ELK LEG.
6. What's the quirkiest habit you pet has? List more than one if you like!
SHE IS WITH ME AS I FACILITATE GROUPS AND IF SOMEONE CRIES OR IS ANGRY, SHE GOES TO THEM TO SOOTHE THEM AND IF IT DOENT WORK, SHE COMES TO ME AND LAYS DOWN IN FRONT OF ME. ALL 150 LBS OF HER.
7. What's the funniest thing your pet's ever done that you wish you caught on
video tape?
SHE IS BRAVE WITH CATS AS LONG AS THEY RUN AWAY. IF THEY STOP AND LOOK AT HER, SHE PIVOTS ON HER BACK FEET IN TERROR OF THE LITTLE KITTY.
8. What famous person, living or dead, does your pet most resemble
physically? What about personality-wise?
THE BLACK MADONNA.
9. Can your pet do any unusual tricks?
SHE WAS A VERY ATTENTIVE SERVICE DOG FOR A FEW YRS.
10. If your pet went to college, what would he/she major in?
HEAD SOFA SLEEPER.
11. What high school personality best fits your pet?
TEACHER'S PET, HEART THROB
12. What's an everyday thing your does does that makes you smile/laugh?
JUST BE HER. SHE MAKES EVERYONE SMILE, EXCEPT THE UP MAN.
13. What's the naughtiest thing your pet's ever done?
HER HEAD IS THE HEIGHT OF KITCHEN CABINETS. IF I DONT TAKE HE WITH ME SHE RAIDS THE KITCHEN COUNTERS.
14. What's the sweetest thing your pet's ever done?
WHEN I WAS STILL AMBULATORY, SHE WALKED DOWN LONG STAIRCASE WITH ME AND SHE TOOK A STEP, THEN WATCHED ME TAKE A STEP,THEN SHE TOOK A STEP, THEN SHE WATCHED ME STEP... ALL THE WAY DOWN 25 STEPS.
15. What would it sound like if your pet wrote a personals ad?
I DONT NEED AN AD. PEOPLE ARE DRAWN TO ME. I'VE GOT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE I NEED.
BONUS QUESTION:
Got any great ideas for Krista, print-wise or otherwise? Write 'em in here! GAWKY GENTLE GIANT
PATRON SAINT OF GENTLENESS
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